Ed was in love with a cocktail waitress,
but Ed's family, and his friends
didn't approve. So he broke it off.
He married a respectable woman
who played the piano, she played well enough
to have been a professional.
Ed's wife left him...
Years later, at a family gathering
Ed got drunk and made a fool of himself.
he said: " I should have married Doreen."
"Wel, " they said: "Why didn't you?"