Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Ed By Louis Simpson

Ed was in love with a cocktail waitress,
but Ed's family, and his friends
didn't approve. So he broke it off.
He married a respectable woman
who played the piano, she played well enough
to have been a professional.
Ed's wife left him...
Years later, at a family gathering
Ed got drunk and made a fool of himself.
he said: " I should have married Doreen."
"Wel, " they said: "Why didn't you?"

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